I found the secret to losing weight! It’s so contradictory and strange, that I bet you won’t even believe me when I tell you. And it’s wonderful and delicious! Do you wanna know what it is? It’s this….
That’s right! We’ve been missing the point all along. Ice cream, especially Blue Bell, helps you LOSE weight not GAIN it. I can prove it. Just look at my weight watcher’s chart. On Tuesday and Wednesday I ate a big bowl of ice cream and whip cream and today…POOF! I lost a pound! Blue Bell is magic and delicious. I know it works because we never have ice cream in our house (because I would do what I’m doing now and eat it every night). You should try it!
Okay, okay I don’t really think Blue Bell makes you lose weight, but that did really happen to me and I do think the world would be so much more awesome if it were true. Can you imagine if vegetables tasted like ice cream? Oh man, that’d be amazing.
In other news, here is a picture of me in my American Red Cross get up. Because I fainted when I was giving blood today, I gave myself permission to put on my PJ’s at 3pm in the afternoon. Don’t be J, I’m cool.
Peace.
1 comments:
this week i unintentionally lost a pound eating brownies all week long- who knew??? imagine what could be done with brownies AND blue bell... if only!
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